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Bart Simpsons Famous Quotes

" Eat My Shorts" - Bart
Simpson
As the eldest of the
Simpsons' children, Bart Simpson is not exactly a role model for his siblings
... or anyone else. A trouble maker at school and at home, Bart hilariously
draws the ire of his principal and his father. Just eat his shorts, ok?
Welcome to our Bart Simpsons Famous Quotes
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Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out,
birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my
understanding ... |
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Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that
dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. |
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Bart: Remember, you can always find East by
staring directly at the sun. |
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" Don't Have Cow Man" -
Bart Simpson |
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Common Miss Spells - Brat Simpson
- Bart Simson - Bart Simpin - Bart Simpsun |