Moe Szyslaks Famous Quotes

"If Your Going to beat up my friend, in my Bar, its a 2 drink minimum" - Moe Szyslaks

Moe Syzlak, bartender extraordinaire, dispenses more than just the suds. He supplies Barney, Homer and the other regulars with cynical, bitter pearls of wisdom. He lacks self confidence.

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	Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous? Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something. Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?
	Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.