Mr Burns Famous Quotes

Mr. Burns Famous Quotes

" Excellent" - Mr. Burns

Montgomery Burns, the head of Springfield's nuclear power plant, is the cold-hearted billionaire that once attempted to block out the town's sun. He's got a heart of green, and his brittle body might disintigrate at any time, but fans enjoy his antics and ability to rule with an iron, arthritc thumb.

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	Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a New Mexico?
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely.
	Mr.Burns: (To Homer)One more thing...You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon! Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment. Mr.Burns: And the road maps, and the driving gloves?! Smithers: Yes, sir. Mr.Burns:Then its all falling into place!
Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.